Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
by ToTotheTaco November 9, 2017

Kevin is the master of the potatos. He can make any kind of potatos to walk and talk. He is legit and awesome
by silicona luquida April 20, 2017

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS
by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

by TheOneWhoLeftItAllBehind November 21, 2023
