Jacob Thomas Stinson

The cutest human being on planet Earth.

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)

by Hoochins October 23, 2018

Jacob Nigtorius

A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.

"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"

by Sauceboy42069666 October 24, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.

Jacob is kinda cool

by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

Jacob

A gay white boy who is a cubs fan and does spoon jitsu

Guy:hey u wanna do something later??
Girl:fuck no ur a jacob

by itsthebear August 10, 2017

jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one

Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?

by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017