the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021
Get the jacob ssmug. a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023
Get the davey jacobsmug. The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020
Get the Jacob Blackmug. A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023
Get the Jacob Maksymmug. The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
Get the jacob langleymug. 
