jacob

jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned

jacob:hey can i sit here
person:sure

by tumbob October 5, 2020

Jacob Lail

Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.

Jacob Lail is here. Everyone run!!!

by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019

Jacob

jacob dolly is a kozhi,padu vazha, patti show boy,asshole.kozhi of the year 2006 to 2021.don't leave him simply slap his face with your hand and leave

jacob is a less boy

by sasaskfgukcf November 24, 2021

Jacob Sartorius

a singer/songwriter with over 9 million instagram followers. gets a lot of hate but doesn’t deserve it.

Ayo have u hear Jacob Sartorius new song it’s a total bop

by Mya MacEachern November 7, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018

Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017

Jacob Black

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.

“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense

by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020