Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

gooly

A very bad word that pakistani kids should not say, otherwise they will get expelled from school.
very bad do not say otherwise the gangji churail will come for u

Youre a gooly!

by mmaarstupid November 10, 2025

Goon fuel

A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.

Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!

by Puffyirish November 14, 2025

goon lever

A calisthenics move. Doing the front lever with one arm , gooning with the other

Dilan Raja is the goon lever Meister, then he whispers in your ear...

by BigMuscularMan November 18, 2025

Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.

Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.

by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025

Goon

A goon is Ed Crossly

This is someone who regularly shits there pants and cry’s on the internet

Ed crossly is a goon

by Ed crossly hater November 25, 2025