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Emily

Emily’s are pretty, but annoying.

They are kinda stupid, but hot. They eat a lot, but they’re not fat. Juicy b00bs and a big butt, it’s great! But nobody dates her because she’s an idiot.
Logan: “Oh, hey, there’s Emily! She’s so hot!”
Jack: “Did you see her walk into a wall yesterday?”
by Not an Emily March 3, 2024
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Emilie Ducarme

Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.
« She’s definitely not an Emilie Ducarme dude, look at her phat ass. »
by lusd28 June 1, 2020
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Emily Meyer

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.
I love you Emily Meyer and I always will.
by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020
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pulling an emily

From the TV series Criminal Minds, “pulling an emily” means faking your death and coming back after an amount of time. This is because in season 7, Emily Prentiss faked her death because of the danger she was in because of Ian Doyle. She came back after the danger had passed. While the TV show had her fake her death because of danger, the context this is used in is usually just a way to get out of relationships or embarrassing situations.
“I’m boutta pull an Emily if he does that again.”
“She’s pulling an Emily!”
by sassyaunt December 3, 2020
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emilie Campbell

Emilie Campbell is a shy girl who loves dogs. She loves caring for people and is normally the mother of the group and loves to watch anime.
She normally has stuff going on at home but never lets it show.
She is the most mature and childish person ever.

She is fun and is a great friend to have.
"Hey who's that in the corner "
"Oh that's Emilie Campbell "
by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021
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emily woods

A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.
Yo that gal is such an Emily Woods dayum!
by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 28, 2018
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Emily

Emily is the type of girl who thinks she is an absolute god and can get away with anything because she's a heartless human with no sense of care for her siblings. If you ever encounter an Emily make sure yo get you're rifle at the ready because they could charge at any moment as they may be hostile.
Person 1: Hey dude, is that an Emily ?

Person 2: Oh fuck me man, quick get the rifle, we gonna kill this bitch.
by Skragnar November 14, 2019
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