The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 05, 2025
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Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.
My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.
by tennisthemenace April 07, 2023
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Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.
Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!
by PastaManana February 28, 2021
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Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.
Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around
by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017
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dutch Reacharound

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it
"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"
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dutch reacharound

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia
"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"
by thereacharound November 02, 2022
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Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.
I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!
by ckcoffee March 19, 2023
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