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Douch drip

Douch drip is the remaining drips of douch from a used douch bag, or the remaining drips of the nozzle from the douch bag. Its is worst to be called a douch drip then a douch bag.
Man, I hate that guy so much. He's not even worth to be called a douch bag. he 's more like the reamining douch drips
by BiG KaLi MoB June 10, 2009
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Ghost Douche

when your playing halo with one of yours friends, and he wont get out of the damn ghost!
by composedbuffalo January 13, 2010
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Douche Buggy

VW bug with a bidet. Variation of a dune buggy for the muff who's hygienically obsessed.
After screwing on the beach, Mary was happy she could rinse out her snapper in the Douche Buggy.
by Esoteric303 January 31, 2010
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Douche Lizard

A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."

Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
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douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.
"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?
by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009
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douche-chilliest

When ranking douche chill moments, this term is used for the worst one.
The time that news anchor said keep fucking that chicken had to be the douche-chilliest moment in TV history!
by Nappy Ho DiMaggio May 21, 2010
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Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
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