Douchebaggestry 

The act and art of being a douche

"What manner of douchebaggestry is this?! You fuckers have gone way too far this time!"

Douchebaggestry by FrenchCarpet-NoS February 21, 2015

Douchebagette 

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

Douchebagette by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.

Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

douchebag supreme by The Timmeh May 14, 2015

Douchebag

A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.

John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.

Douchebag by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

Douchebagery 

The regular practice of being a douchebag.

Wow Jeff is a total jerk...he's a master of douchebagery.

Douchebagery by Txgal May 10, 2016

Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.

Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.

Douchebag by acguy2 July 28, 2016

Douchebag

A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.

My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.

Douchebag by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016