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Douche Lizard

A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."

Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
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douche-chilliest

When ranking douche chill moments, this term is used for the worst one.
The time that news anchor said keep fucking that chicken had to be the douche-chilliest moment in TV history!
by Nappy Ho DiMaggio May 21, 2010
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cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
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douche nob

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)
Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..
by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006
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Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.
"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"
by Zeneki December 6, 2006
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douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores
stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick
by kittylette September 8, 2007
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Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.
The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.
by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007
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