A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
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by CjInman February 21, 2011
Get the Douche Dumpster mug.Douch drip is the remaining drips of douch from a used douch bag, or the remaining drips of the nozzle from the douch bag. Its is worst to be called a douch drip then a douch bag.
Man, I hate that guy so much. He's not even worth to be called a douch bag. he 's more like the reamining douch drips
by BiG KaLi MoB June 10, 2009
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by SneakyOne April 21, 2010
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Get the Ghost Douche mug.1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
Get the Douche Canoe mug.someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores
by kittylette September 8, 2007
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