Chocolate Helicopter

thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.

Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?

Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.

by Jizzle Vanity November 14, 2020

Chocolate t rex

To exel greatly at any sport so greatly it can be described as inhuman.

Wow Charlie, that perfect game of bowling was just chocolate t rex.

by Charlie banter March 18, 2009

Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.

>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011

Sexual Chocolate

An Indian. (Indians are the ones who created Karma Sutra.)

Sexual Chocolate be ridin' a fine car and he aint even black.

by Shoeb October 23, 2003

Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009

Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out

I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever

by jisseppe August 15, 2014

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

by Guers Girl May 5, 2010