thirty minutes before you go to Golden Corral you eat a box of Ex-lax. When you get to Golden Corral, you need to stick your dick in the chocolate fountain then grab onto the ceiling fan and start spewing.
Man a: You told me you were going to Golden Corral on a date, how’d it go?
Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.
Man B: I asserted dominance on that bitch by showing her the chocolate helicopter.
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Get the Chocolate t rex mug.When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.
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Get the Sexual Chocolate mug.When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
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Get the Mexican chocolate bar mug.A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.
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