for real pharrel

It is when something or someone is so real that it can not go unnoticed...

garrick: I am a furry and I wish for you to join me on my journey

lucas: you're delusional

garrick: no it's for real pharrel

by littycommitty September 28, 2019

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

National real nigga day

The day of real niggas

Happy national real nigga day

by MJ the man October 17, 2023

Real

Tall, moreno guy who always gets his heart hurt by fine b1tches. No experience on real love and the guy who's always serious when it comes to keeping his girl, but ends up being heart broken first.

Real, is weak and stupid, when it comes to basketball he's still weak.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Real-lizm

When someone doesn't take any sh*t from anyone and doesn't back down, especially against a bigger or seemingly stronger opponent.

The bodybuilder kept picking on the little girl until the little girl handed the bodybuilder a dose of Real-lizm, now the bodybuilder doesn't have any teeth.

by Jules Bourglay September 15, 2020

Elliot (Real)

A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.

That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock

by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021