Break In

Uh oh!

Hym "Looks like there was a break in at my downstairs neighbor's apartment. The door was all smashed in... I mean... I didn't hear anything when I walked past. Except for the music playing... I just got home so I imagine the sound of someone smashing a door in would cause some concern for the people who WERE here... The door was cracked open but I didn't seen anything... I would check but I don't want to leave any fingerprints and wind up a suspect... It's probably safe to assume someone would have handled it by now... I guess I have no way of knowing when it happened... Or what... It'd be a shame if this was a life or death moment and there's someone bleeding out in there... Or they came for me and got the wrong apartment... Could have been a police raid... I suppose... Didn't see and cops around... Not that I was looking... I'll keep an ear out and go down there with the veinsplitter if I hear anything else... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

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Breaking the record

The action of intentionally repeating oneself to win an argument or get they're way

"Dude yes they can"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"I've seen them do it"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"your just gonna keep breaking the record aren't y-"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"

(Turkey guy is promptly beat to death)

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

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break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.

"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"

by Yuung Draco March 01, 2017

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break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 14, 2018

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