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Wild dick snake

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023
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Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
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rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.
Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.
by Rusty snake October 10, 2020
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Snake

A fatneek with a fat forehead that steals money from his friend that does nothing but support him.
by Dr-_-Evil.365 October 6, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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snake smacking day

A day went people come together to hit snakes
Wow it's snake smacking day hooray
by anonymous January 22, 2023
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Snake

He’s such a snake for telling Steve g
by Snaker123564 October 9, 2019
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