Kiss your homies day

November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay

Bro: you it’s nov 1st

Other bro: so

Bro:It’s kiss your homies day

by Dagger4 November 1, 2023

National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

National love your girlfriend day

All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not

National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases

by Baja I January 11, 2022

national kaileena day

National Kaileena day is held on June 5th, you are only allowed to celebrate HER. if it’s your birthday? sucks. it’s only kaileenas.

mom: “happy birthday son!”
son “it’s not my birthday anymore, it’s national kaileena day!!”

by reeehehehehhe August 1, 2023

National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018