Dirty Jesséy

A Dirty Jesséy is where the guy fills your butt with cream cheese and feasts on you, slaps his big dick around your face, begs you to fart on his dick and then fucks you in both holes

You should see her FFG after she’s had a Dirty Jesséy

by Euripides Fenton December 28, 2021

Dirty

A 5 or under on the shawty scale

Landon fell on hard times, so he decided to slam a dirty.

by Dirtyslammer69 January 13, 2021

dirty parsley

When two males both simultaneously put one piece of parsley in their rectums and then pull it out and lick it like a lolly pop

Do you want to enjoy a dirty parsley

by Bigusbobs September 18, 2021

Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.

I gave that motherfucker a Dirty Jones.

by Asperger John July 3, 2020

Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practice without qualifications

Instead of a hospital I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.

by anonymous January 11, 2022

Dirty Eleni

When you stick a popsicle in your pussy to win a online contest

She stuck a popsicle inside her to show her friends - A Dirty Eleni

by Big Daquan June 10, 2020

Dirty Mpoko

Similar to a dirty kyran but with a banana inserted in the tuppence

Gandalf took Galadriel by the hand, led her to the falls or Rauros and gave her dirty Mpoko with a banana he had found in his sack. Frodo was unsure exactly when Gandalf had acquired this banana but he suspected it came from sam sue to the unnatural scent of anus emminating from the suspicious fruit

by Clungeflaps69 December 16, 2018