metro day

someone’s birthday

mk: happy metro day homie

ry: ayo ty bro

by juuldaddy420 October 22, 2020

Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.

Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.

Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”

by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020

Dan Day

A “Do Absolutely Nothing” day. Similar to a Fuck Off Friday, but meant for daily use.

Today is Friday, I think I’ll make it a DAN Day.

by Thee MFing man August 28, 2020

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

Netflix day

Message Netflix on one of their accounts and tell them a show you would like to see!

It’s April 7th which is also Netflix day! I’m going to message Netflix and tell them a she I think they should make!

by M_isswag March 6, 2022

Send nudes day

Today September 13 is send nudes day. Whoever you send this to has to send full nudes and can’t say no.

Person 1: hey it’s send nudes day

Person 2: ok here are my nudes

by Bobbyboy26436 September 13, 2020