national april 4th day

you will fuck her right in the pussy!!!!!!

It is national april 4th day bend that shit over!

by i just want some pussy April 2, 2023

National Apple Day

It's the day to Memorize Apples

"Oh my gosh, how could I forget? It's National Apple Day!"

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

National Apple Day

April 3

"Oh my gosh, it's National Apple Day! That means its April 3rd."

by Akaodopamwgeha April 3, 2023

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023