The dirty Benidict

The act of dropping a hot steaming deuce into the parish church’s tabernacle just before Sunday mass and when it is time for the holy sacrament the priest opens the tabernacle only to be confronted by your steaming hot stool

The dirty benidict

“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “

by Not Ian Paisley November 22, 2021

Dirty Mahedi

When you're in Mathclass and the teacher suddenly forces you to give him a rimjob whilst holding the quadratic formula in your foreskin.

"he really suffered in mathclass."
"he must have gotten a Dirty Mahedi from his teacher"

by your.dads.lover October 24, 2023

Dirty Dammer

When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.

John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!

by your.dads.lover April 24, 2024

dirty galaxy

When you’re having anal sex with 3-4 girls that are circled around a man who it’s continuously switching buttholes and using poop as lubricant.

My buddy cody had a dirty galaxy with half a sorority last night. Dudes a legend.

by Larry 109364892 March 3, 2024

Dirty Muka

Where you spunk into a bowl of noodles and then get someone else to eat them. 🍜𓂺

My noodles could use some seasoning would you mind giving them the dirty muka?

Sure babe let me just knock one out on those noodles.

by Bethanycakes December 5, 2023

Dirty KD

When a short boy claims he has a girl but expresses how his friends have massive tits

Oi that dirty KD wouldn't leave Leah alone

by Sosigdodge May 6, 2020

The Dirty

A hood in laurel which is a city in pg county md the dirty consists of contee road laurel square deer field montpelier etc over there where most of the urban people live ! there are shootings drug busts and robberies on this side of town

you gon meet on the dirty?
nah, they shooting round there

by lilreena January 20, 2018