Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 10, 2024

Dirty Hichens

When a man is having sex with his wife/girlfriend in missionary position and is about to pull out and ejaculate on her face, he instead pulls out and aims his penis up and shoots his own ejaculate in his mouth.

Good god I’m really regretting that Dirty Hichens last night it tasted like shit!

by Trendy Libtard November 24, 2020

Dirty Dank

A "dirty dank" is when you are making love, and accidentally roll off the bed, potentially resulting in death.

"Last night I was banging this chick and accidentally pulled a dirty dank"

by Danktanklord June 3, 2020

Dirty Baton

A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.

"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"

by AddyEV March 3, 2022

Dirty Edging

When you need to shit, but instead you keep pushing and sucking the shit back in with your butthole. Causing pleasure to your anal ring and G spot.

That Taco Bell has be dirty edging tonight!

by King Edge March 6, 2025

dirty sveder

Is when you get an orgasm after seeing the hottest girl in your endless dreams.

*sees a hot girl and gets a boner”
-Oh fuck I just got a dirty Sveder

by Horny porny September 6, 2021

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022