National Emmie Day

Wednesday, February 22. Duh

Hmmm, is something happening on February 22?

What like you forgot? It’s National Emmie Day.

by Rrftw February 7, 2023

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is National Speak With Images Day

A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images

Person a:"Tommorow is national speak with images day!"
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."

by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

Nude Day

Nude day is on 30 June

1.A day where we acknowledge that nudity is art.

2. A day where nude sharing is totally normal, even between friends

Today is nude day, nude!

Just a day to send nudes.

Person 1: Happy Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Tiinger June 30, 2021

National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day

An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020