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Get the Dirty elaya mug.When you slobber on a girls titties while pouring taco sauce down her vagina as she screams “dios míos”
by Octobro915 May 23, 2025
Get the Dirty yaszel mug.When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”
by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025
Get the Dirty Yogesh mug.Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.
Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
by Smily pickle May 23, 2025
Get the Riding Dirty mug.When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth
by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025
Get the Dirty Birthe mug.Dirty cinta is when you put a straw in your man’s ass and suck the shit he talks out so you don’t have to hear it anymore.… all while he makes you dinner and calls you mummy
Bro you should have seen it… she come home and put me in my place with a dirty cinta..note to self. don’t fuck her off again.
by Tropicalsprite May 24, 2025
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