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Fuckitty Fuck we are so short staffed today.

Fuckitty Fuck didn't know she doesn't smoke weed before i brought her to my friends 420 party.

by Killah420 May 17, 2022

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closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".

Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

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Fish fuck

When you fuck a girl and her pussy smells like fish.

I fish fucked my girl last night but it was all good.

by Sudan January 13, 2019

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The f word is a horrible horrible word used by ignorant chavs that just had their balls dropped..........

Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .

It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..

But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!

Big Batty Betty: "rah fam I met this guy n he was bare Peng but I got bored because he had a small dick"

Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"

by Small chose October 26, 2019

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Fuck

Karen Barrows favorite word is fuck.

It's fucking awesome. No one can fucking deny it. Fucking try. You fucking fucker. If you fucking try, you'll fucking fail. Are you fucking killing me? Ugh, fucker. You're so fucking tiresome. Fucking go. Fucking stop. Fucking ALREADY! Fucking fuck. Fucking fuckamagig. Fucking cold. Fucking hot. Fucking slow. Fucking fast. Fucking fuck. Fuck. Fuckaduck. Fucktard. Fucker. Fucking hard. Fucking easy. Fuck you. Fuck him. Fuck her. Fuck that. Fuck it. Fucking fuck it. Are you fucking kidding me right now. No fucking much!? That's fucking big. EfuckingCetera.

by Kaybarrs February 20, 2019

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joke fuck

When you and your female friend have coitus but only as a joke

Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.

by BigRodRodney November 23, 2019

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