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The Sealand Civil War

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.
Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!
by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023
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Turkish War of Independence

The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.
"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."
by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017
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Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.
by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020
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the Great Celestial War

The Great Celestial war was from a game, Obey Me, and was well a long story.

An angel named Lillith went down to the human world a lot and soon dud fall in love with a man. Then after a very long time the man got sick and was about to die, then she took some food from the Celestial Relm and gave it to the man, to expand his lifespan.
She soon got in trouble for it and was going to be sent to death but Lucifer and his brothers saved her and thats how it started.

That was stupid but hope it helps.
Lillith almost died during the Great Celestial War.
by Yuki_Taro August 14, 2021
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The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 2, 2018
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World War 1

World War I, often abbreviated as WWI or WW1, also known as the First World War or the Great War, was an international conflict that began on 28 July 1914 and ended on 11 November 1918. It involved much of Europe, as well as Russia, the United States and Turkey, and was also fought in the Middle East, Africa and parts of Asia. One of the deadliest conflicts in history, an estimated 9 million were killed in combat, while over 5 million civilians died from occupation, bombardment, hunger or disease. The genocides perpetrated by the Ottomans and the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic spread by the movement of combatants during the war caused many millions of additional deaths worldwide.
by Α January 25, 2022
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Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.
Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.
by davemcnasty July 10, 2011
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