Troll:
I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.
Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm
married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
Someone Else: ...
Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is
better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
Someone Else: ...