sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 03, 2022

Sam Sterry

Someone who will act really cocky about everything good he does just to piss a certain group of people off. Someone who is a huge try-hard and doesn’t give a shit about what anyone else says or wants

“Oy stop maxing. It’s only a warm-up! Stop being such a Sam Sterry you try-hard!”

by Mike Horsfall March 18, 2018

Sam Osgood

Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded

That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood

by Dickandcock February 08, 2024

Sam Millar

Just a fucking sick guy

Sam Millar loves a can of fozzies x

by Milldingo September 07, 2020

Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 06, 2023

Sam and max

A underground comic mad by Steve Purcell about a gay dog(sam) and a lagomorph(rabbit) named max

Me :I love Sam and max

Joe mama:it's alright

by Bing soy testical April 10, 2024

C!Sam

RED FLAG 🚩 HE'S A DERANGED WEIRDO AVOID AT ALL COSTS

"C!Sam is weird right?"
"Yea, remember the weird dream you had of C!Dream begging at his knees?"

by JUCIYSODA January 06, 2024