Kyle

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.

Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is

by jugssszz November 16, 2019

Kyle Kilgour

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).

Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!

by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019

Kyle

A man that only leads women on for his own benefits

Hey you know Kyle ?! Yeah , he lead that pretty girl on thinking he’d get lucky

by Okive October 20, 2020

Kyling

When everyone in life helps you in life and you don’t know any different and claim your self-made

Stop kyling, You dad gave you the business he built and didn’t have to build it yourself

by R3al1ty March 5, 2019

Kyle

A male Karen treats ppl bad who did nothing to him, he wears the stupid haircut with his bangs sticking straight up cuz he thinks he’s still got a baby face. He glorify his high schools days cuz that’s when karens and kyles peak and they age like milk after that. And they expect females to pay their own way and have something to bring to his table bcuz he does not care what a woman looks like just how she can serve bcuz he thinks he is superior to all women and other races

He was totally being a Kyle when treat the nice restaurant staff like shit for no reason and his stupid haircut with the bangs sticking straight up made everyone want to puke and he call the police to snitch on some ppl jaywalking

by Rosie pie June 3, 2021

Kyle

Mega chad.

Thats it, he’s just a mega chad

Kyle likes balls

by Emily sucks November 7, 2021

KYLE

Kyle is a guy with a very big penis and a alpha male. Kyle is usually nice, funny and gets the bad bitches. Kyle is not the smartest person in the world, but smart enough to pass exams.

wait... bbc kyle?

by dee dee doo doo person September 11, 2020