1: a code that all followers of Parp must follow:
1: Be Random
2: You can be ordered as long as it LOOKS random
3: Always use the word Parp when appropriate
4: Always follow up the word Parp with a random act.
See also Parp and Parp-Bot
1: Be Random
2: You can be ordered as long as it LOOKS random
3: Always use the word Parp when appropriate
4: Always follow up the word Parp with a random act.
See also Parp and Parp-Bot
by g28401 August 21, 2005
The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's still good. If you try to put it in your mouth at any point past 3:01 seconds, you're a dirty bastard, and will probably die from gangrene of the mouth.
NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).
NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).
by filmchild February 20, 2004
An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
by kikanjuuneko March 10, 2007
Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.
Sinks count as stalls as well.
Sinks count as stalls as well.
by Teh Burr0 October 28, 2004
They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!
She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.
Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!
She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.
Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!
by MiniGeekGirl June 27, 2020
by rperazag May 06, 2010
by Mr. Definition Guy... May 31, 2020