I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024
Get the angry birdsmug. Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.
"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.
"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
by T.S.A - Toilet Safety Admin. April 19, 2014
Get the Angry Flushmug. When you're having sex with a chick and she denys to to finish inside her without a condom, so you start slapping her with history books.
by gb101 December 14, 2012
Get the Angry Powdrellmug. When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.
by Trebleflag September 1, 2020
Get the Angry woodpeckermug. Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch
by Harold Anus September 30, 2023
Get the Angry piratemug. a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.
"mark is being an angry bong"
"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"
"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"
by debidarlin May 28, 2019
Get the angry bongmug. by L0k1 June 24, 2019
Get the Angry in braillemug.