jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

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Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)

I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy

by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024

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Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.

Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.

by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024

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