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jordan

The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.
i love Jordan, she so damn sexy. like lemme get a piece of that mamacita
by bigittybish6969 July 25, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is a chill ass nigga who put that shit on every fuckin day with no effort. He get more motion then most these lame ass niggas do and will take yo hoe if u not careful. He really nonchalant fr but will spazz out if a nigga get to trim.
Jordan get more hoes then you

Jordan said he gon beat yo ass twin
by Woof getting grimy November 21, 2023
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jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
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Jordan

A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
Totally pulled a Jordan; I love him but now it smells.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
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Jordan

him
Jordan is him
by Tiddyboi November 23, 2021
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jordan hartleb

You are such a jordan hartleb.
by Kimmy bou July 12, 2017
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Jordan

A cool dude but he pipes animals and is black
look at that Jordan giving that sheep some pipe
by Ghotgirl69 March 25, 2022
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