monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014

Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.

MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.

by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022

Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022

Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011

Shot the monkey

When you give your girl suprise anal.

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”

by Ethan Taylor September 13, 2018

fudgey monkeys

A curse word to be used in times of frustration.

Fudgey monkeys, my computer isn't working.

by imyjimmy October 20, 2008

Monkey In A Bathtub

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018