montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans
Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night
by fortnitestroker76 June 06, 2025
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Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.
Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."
by notinvis June 07, 2025
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eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.
I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick January 14, 2016
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Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.
Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”
by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022
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Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
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Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.
Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!
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Sydney sausage

A Australian man’s penis that has been through a meat grinder with oil dropped on by 3 old men
by BobberTheWise July 27, 2023
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