Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018

Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

purple

the color of kpop girl group f(x)

Amber: My hair is purple, this is purple, my life is purple.

by iampurple March 30, 2020

Purple dank

That shit bitch🤪

I need my purple dank

by suckmydich March 31, 2020