Gay epiphany

The moment when one realizes that he or she is homosexual.

I had a gay epiphany at age twelve when my scout master and priest double teamed me and I enjoyed it.

by Diggs McFlannelson September 8, 2013

Gay Buzz

That warm fizzy feeling you get when you hold hands with an attractive gay person that you are in a platonic non-romantic relationship with

Look at Kia, she's high on that Gay Buzz™

by TrashKetchum January 16, 2021

Jackin gays

The act of being named jack and sexually oil wrestling with your gay coach.

Me: bro I heard you were Jackin gays the other day.

Jack: what do you mean? wrestling isn't gay.

by Chief Spreading cock August 4, 2021

the gay down

the process of counting down from 5 in order to make a certain assumption if something is superduper gay.

the gay down:If you hug a friend that is also a male(assuming your a dude), you must count down from 5. Once it reaches zero, its totally turned from friendly to gay. If two hot women do such acts, it is considered super friggin hot, not gay.

by shauncollindixybots January 1, 2012

the gay pour

Noun. A quality found in bartenders and bars (usually gay bars) marked by characteristicly high concentration of alcohol.

"Oooooo, hunty! This drink could strip paint. Dawgdam!"
"I know. They really got the gay pour at this place. That's why this is where you start the night."

by BalianSashaMelmoth October 4, 2019

gay reacharound

The best feeling in the world. A gay reacharound is when a dude is fucking another dude in the butt while playing with that dude's dick. The prostate pleasure of getting fucked makes the handjob more intense and the top sliding his lubed up hand up and down the bottoms dick makes the top's dick feel so good inside his butt. This causes a vicious cycle of pleasure that makes the guy getting fucked moan loudly with pleasure and ends with him cumming all over. The dude fucking him can feel the bottom's boy pussy clenching on the top's dick and it makes him creampie the bottoms bussy.

Straight man: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. We could all hear you moaning with pleasure all the way across the street while your boyfriend gave you the gay reacharound. Now all my frat brothers are giving each other reacharounds to see what it's like.
Gay man: I couldn't help it, it felt so good when my boyfriend gave me the gay reacharound and came inside my butt.

by reacharoundaholic September 12, 2023

Gay language

Language of one who presses random numbers and letters on a keyboard when surprised or astonished. Also used by bottoms

Someone: did you see Betty last night?

User of gay language: OH MY GOD IKR, CODHFIRHLODJFIDFRISH,, SHE WALKED IN LIKE A Q U E E N.

by Hydr8_or_Dydr8_817 April 20, 2020