Loop n Bate

The act of looping a set of short (usually 30 second preview) pornographic clips on ones computer, followed by masturbating, to give the effect of watching a full length pron film.

Antonio: "Hey have you seen that new Pirates movie? Its supposed to be the most expensive porn film ever!"

Fredrico: "Nah fool, I just loop n bate with my favorite clips"

by jack_daniels_123 July 23, 2010

circ n jerk

A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.

I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in

by Sir Cumfred Cision April 22, 2023

Hootch n Tooch

A term used in place of a name. Sometimes a couple

Where did hootch n tooch go?

by Justin Shaffer March 15, 2007

hutz ‘n futzin’

Nonsense.

Foolishness.

A wasteful pursuit.

That’s enough hutz ‘n futzin’, Marsha.

Get to work!

Hey, Dan, did you finish your work?,
Naw, I’ve just been hutz ‘n futzin’ all day.

by Gang Dangus October 19, 2018

Goop n’ Scoop

When you raw dog a women and you cum inside her. You proceed to grab a spoon and scoop the kid from her Virginia and feed it to the women

“I hooked up with this woman last night and I forgot condoms so I just goop n’ scooped her”

by Aurellious Ferguson June 28, 2022

jam 'n' a biscuit

It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.

Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!

Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!

I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.

Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.

by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009

Date n tell

When a partnered person has a sex date, i.e., a date specifically for sex, with another and then on return tells their partner the details of their sex.

Many Hot Wives prefer to date n tell than have hub watch.

by Soaul July 4, 2022