dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.
Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks
by Evan Hagahansen January 09, 2018
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Noirva gamer dude

This is a man whose only word he knows is... ye. If you ask him a question he will ONLY respond with... Ye. When he gets maried, his wife will want to name the prodigal child Gaston, but Noirva will INSIST the child too bare the name Ye, and this child will bare vengence for his father, wondering the world as the Evil god Ye born of the Ye lord to bring hell upon his father.

basically he likes responding with ye.
Hey Noirva gamer dude! what shoes are you wearing today bro??
Nova: YE...
by roseyposet March 01, 2024
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Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
by Thatonekidyouhate June 02, 2011
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Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.
by baconforpresident September 08, 2018
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dude relax

when you wanna hook up and have plans to but you're being too antsy, so on the third text you send your partner wants you to calm down
what's your deal?
dude relax.
by darwincharles January 23, 2022
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Dude Zoo

When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)
Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.
by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009
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