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Adam

Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
"Adam needs to calm down, it's either art and high adventure or pessimism and absurdism."
by he_who_dreams_unalone March 8, 2020
mugGet the Adammug.

Adam

A for active

D for dollar

A M allways money, fuck orar
Oh my god Adam is here! "A för ativ. D för dollar. AM alltid money, fuck orar" (to the tune of A.D.A.M by ADAAM on Spotify)
by Adam lover March 29, 2022
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Adam and Eve

Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)
by YTR76 December 13, 2022
mugGet the Adam and Evemug.

adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.
"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
mugGet the adam's apple saucemug.

Adam

I love you so much that I hate myself for not being the one you can love...
Kocham Cię Adam, pamiętaj o tym.
by Twolayersoffear November 25, 2021
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Adam

Adam usually likes to bang bitches in the bathroom of a drag bar. Smokes fat chronic blunts and chugs 12 ounce beers in the kitchen.

He has small feet and about a 3” ding a ling. He masturbates in the bathtub.
Did you see Adam riding nude on his Honda Ruckus?
by MTyaloo December 7, 2022
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Adam Met

"I'm a huge fan of AJR, my favorite member is Adam Met!"
by A Schlatt Fan January 7, 2023
mugGet the Adam Metmug.

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