Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
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turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022
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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 21, 2019
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Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis
by Sterling Koch June 08, 2022
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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kiss that turtle ass

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass
by willy scott June 01, 2021
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