Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever

"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"

by qwefera March 28, 2022

Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.

Jacob is just lit 🔥

by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022

jacob keeney

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime

my friend is a jacob keeney.

by Ross gorham May 25, 2016

Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

Jacob bacon

he is Jacob and he like bacon

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by Jacob Bacon January 24, 2024

Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020