I walked in on a twat briagade
by seymoredix November 16, 2015

by gizmoto August 6, 2011

a twat is someone who tells the whole world he is a best seller when he has only sold about 30 books
Richard James Rogers is a twat.
by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

by phillip sumner December 21, 2008

What THE famous tappers uses to explain when a tampon hit his head. Isn’t actually a word but it is in Tappers dictionary.
by Ifuckingloveewo January 20, 2019

A twat is a twat
by 1:1 July 30, 2021

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
