Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019

turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017

Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.

Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia

by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.

“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”

by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020