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barrel of tom

by TomTheBarrel June 8, 2018
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Emo Tom

Loves ginger Jamie’s and skinny Scott’s but is mega emo UWU
by Tom.Hodg April 16, 2022
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Tom Holland

Tom Holland is the prettiest person in the World. Like seriously. Even if he's is not you type you can definetely tell that he's hella cute. He's an actor. He plays Spider man. Young and beautifil soul.

I would literally sell my soul to even talk to him.
Omg you're Tom Holland's girlfirend?
Yes I am!
Damn, you're lucky!
by Annababy<3 January 9, 2022
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds
"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that
by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020
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pulling a Tom

complaining and yelling so loudly that customers think that you are "going postal;" walking around like Dwight Schrute; stalking; traveling to departments where you are not welcome; giving insight on current events that are only opinions made to sound like facts
That guy over there is getting all riled up. He's pulling a Tom
by BigFoot305 December 22, 2020
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Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022
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