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flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up
It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.
by jjloza June 12, 2022
mugGet the flip a turtlemug.

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Useless Turtlemug.

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
Careful not to hit the parking turtle
by yubaruby August 9, 2021
mugGet the Parking turtlemug.

Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly
Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle
by Varrick86 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Turtlemug.

Texas Turtles

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018
mugGet the Texas Turtlesmug.

Psychedelic Turtle

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him
by DeviantSex July 18, 2019
mugGet the Psychedelic Turtlemug.

Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.
by D_Train August 14, 2019
mugGet the Turtle headmug.

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