A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.
Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...
by LightShadow September 11, 2011
Get the Light mastermug. A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.
Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
Get the master molestermug. One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017
Get the Tommy Tow Mastermug. An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.
by Rub the chicken man! February 1, 2022
Get the Egg Mastermug. by ryan1001 October 6, 2011
Get the masterfulmug. Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.
It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.
It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.
by supergoyim May 16, 2025
Get the Score One For The Master Racemug. guy 1: hey are you okay?
guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?
guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master
guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?
guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master
by hailskiey May 10, 2021
Get the deez nutz mastermug.