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Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Dump read

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013
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Dump

“It’s so hot out Side.” “I know right this is dump.”
by Joe Cox June 12, 2023
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Dump

Dump is a NY slang, used in the Bronx, NYC and Hralem. It's used by gangsters/rappers that are from the hood. They refer to killing somebody by "dumping the clip", it means emptying the clip. Basically, dumping (on) someone means killing them in different ways, usually with a gun.
I catch him (an opp) and I'm dumpin' the clip!
by VladyHere October 18, 2023
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Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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Dump Eagle

Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.
I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.
by anonymous April 21, 2023
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