bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

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nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

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Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

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horned turtle

A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.

I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night

by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008

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n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage

It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.

by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011

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