Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 17, 2021

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

Smoking that * Pack

Slang used for wanting to be like something. Can be used positively or in a derogatory manner.

P1: Aye, we’re totally going to win this.
P2: Yeah, We’re Smoking that * Pack
P1: On that MVP grind 💪💪

by Gapman69 March 25, 2024

Smoking flirt

Where someone lights your cig and kinda touches your hand when they do.

That girl in the smoking area just brushed my hand as she lit my cig....I think she was having a smoking flirt with me bro!

by mywangslong69 February 09, 2021

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018