Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.

Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”

by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

nunchuck smoke

the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.

"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"

by simpingfornoreason February 19, 2022

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Smokes

Smokes are cancer sticks a.k.a cigarettes and they make you feel good and at the same time kill you.

Jim: smokes lets go
Kyle: I ain’t got none
Jim: I know you have some

Kyle: fine here, now screw offf!
Jim: light lets go

Kyle:screw off jim, bye.

by Yng_tavs December 4, 2018

Smoke Ducker

A smoke ducker is someone who runs away from conflict or fights. They don't want the "smoke" or the fight so they run away to avoid or "duck" the fight. If you run away from a fight, you are a smoke ducker.

Often used when playing a video game but can be used in life situations.

My squad went to push a team and they all ran away, what a bunch of smoke duckers.

by loserbeam May 12, 2022